(record company answers - part of a framed document at http://listen.to/brightonbeach)

These are authentic letters we've received from various record companies that we've sent Tonite to. They are provided just for laughs, and we've blurred out all personal references of the senders.

Dear sender,

Thank you for the demo you sent us. You didn't get lucky this time, but go ahead and send us another later, and we'll be sure to listen to it. I'm sorry I could not provide you with personal feedback.

The reason for your rejection was one of the following:

your singing and playing abilities need practicing
your artistic concept is not original enough
your songs are not interesting enough
there is currently too much supply in the genre that you represent
there is currently no demand in the genre that you represent
the company roster already includes an artist similar to you
your singing and playing abilities are good, but still something is missing
maybe the record company guy just didn't understand the artistic genious of your demo recording...........

Best of luck in the future,
Yours

(signature)

What do You think was the reason they didn't sign us? Is there no demand for us, or too much supply perhaps? Are we missing that something? Or perhaps our singer has double-crossed us and signed himself to the company roster behind our backs! Let us know!